1. outofcontextdnd:

    "How dare you! I prefer the term rutheless. I am selfish, not evil.

  2. Remember;

    nerdyspiderman:

    You are one of a kind.

    You are unique.

    You are special.

    There is no one quite like you in this universe. (I mean if you have a twin, then they are pretty close to being, ya know, you. BUT EVEN THEN)

    You are smart and talented and beautiful and no matter where you go, you always bring that something special with you.

    You are you.

  3. tastefullyoffensive:

[wierddad]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [wierddad]

  4. can-s-passion:

      Chris Cold,  

    (Source: le0night)

  5. Dude, you can’t store stuff in it. It’s a detachable penis, not a sporran.

    — (via outofcontextdnd)

  6. godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

    godsgonnacutyoudown:

    bitterloveandsweethate:

    handpickedhappiness:

    kenneth-munster:

    This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

    FUCK
    IT’S BACK!

    OHMY.

    IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

    (Source: derpygrooves)

  7. queen-juvia:

    this is my favorite thing of the day

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  8. gummy-octopus:

I relate to this so hard right now. 

    gummy-octopus:

    I relate to this so hard right now. 

    (Source: emildeville)

  9. saepphire:

❁

    saepphire:

    (Source: marleyandme)

  10. deepbreathsanddeath:

    This is a real panda
    China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

  11. officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

    officalsailoramerica:

    musesandlovelydays:

    Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

    Please signal boost this everybody!

  12. The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit!

    (Source: pelennors)

  13. carlospalmer:

    instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

    • word nerd
    • syntax whiplash
    • fuckin geek
    • speech preacher
    • punctuate infatuate-er
    • ~Lord English~
    • grAMMAR SLAMMER

    (Source: carlospalmer)

  14. clintbarttons:

    First look at Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron [x]

    (Source: jasonttodd)

  15. mashable:

    Here’s Every Costume Spider-Man Has Ever Worn

    In honor of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 opening this weekend, here are 24 of Spider-Man’s classic looks.